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Thought Provokers: 6/8/2022

Kids seldom understand they are also watching their mom and dad grow up.

When we sleep, our brains make up stories and then proceed to get scared by those stories.

Someday there’ll be a Super Bowl ad for a brand of marijuana.

People have memories of you that you don’t.

The gumball industry hasn’t been affected by inflation in decades.

When you’re changing a baby’s diaper, you know it’s only temporary. When you start changing an adult’s diaper, you know it’s permanent.

It’s possible to go your entire life never needing to jump.

Any history book is very compressed highlights of what happened. Further back, it might just be the final score. Then just the mention of a game. Eventually, we don’t know what the sport was.

There will never be a single topic that everyone on the planet will agree on.

If you play online multiplayer games, there’s a chance you may have played a game with a celebrity and didn’t know it.

The more you learn, the more you find out how very little you know.

The tail end of the alphabet is pretty sexy and exotic.

Videos with someone’s face reacting next to it is the modern version of a laugh track.

Anything can be used as currency if enough people agree on it.

The creation of social media sites was more or less the tipping point that started the internet’s slide downhill.

Virtually every person will die not knowing all of the people who had real-life crushes on them.

Children can’t play R-rated games but they live in a world that is R-rated.

Totally wild that we go to sleep, dream nonsense, and then get up as if nothing happened.

We spend most of our lives trying to finish the puzzle, we forget to look at the picture.

Milk chocolate and chocolate milk are similar but entirely different.

A hard drive wiped clean would have vague memories of its past life.

Mirrors have a delay because light’s speed isn’t infinite.

You can’t really be proud of your choices if you don’t respect others’.

Eating a Venus fly trap would probably not be considered vegan.

Since almost any liquid you consume contains water, technically every drink can be considered flavored water.

It’s always when you hate your job, they don’t fire you.

100 years ago, a buzzing pocket would have freaked people out.

 

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