Just Ask Georgia: 8/31/2022

Dear Readers: Jo has retired from her column, at least for the time being. Please welcome Georgia, our newest satire etiquette advice giver!

Georgia, I have a question,

How do I convince my cousin, who is dead set on a home birth, NOT to do an at-home circumcision on her son? Her husband is training to be a veterinarian and currently crops ears and docks tails, so she thinks he should be able to perform a circumcision just fine. This makes me very nervous for the baby!

Signed, What to Do?!?

Dear What,

WHAT!!!???!!! Ears and tails are NOT the same things as a baby’s reproductive parts! Wow! No! Ouch! I’m honestly not even sure what to say! Do EVERYTHING you can to talk her out of that one! Good luck!

With love, Georgia

Georgia, I have a question,

I always hear this song on the radio or when I’m up in the Bozeman clubs, but can’t find out what it’s called. It’s all beats, there are no words. It will get really low, then slowly start picking back up and it will go faster as it continues. It sounds like:

dun dun dun dun

dun dun dun dun

errrrrr

dun dun dun dun dun dun

dundundundundundundun

er er er er er ER ER ER ER

der der der der DER DER DER

I’m sure this is a really bad description of such a great song, but it is a really popular techno/rave song. I’m sure if I described it better you’d know what I’m thinking of, but maybe this description is good enough?

Signed, Club Thumpin’

Dear Thumpin’,

My club hopping days are long over and I really don’t even know how to explain to you how annoying the song you described sounds. I can’t imagine listening to this at a club, let alone not in a club just for fun. And no words? I can’t imagine this being enjoyable.

Have you thought about exploring some more thoughtful music? I know that makes me sound old, but maybe delve into a little Nirvana, George Strait, Beethoven, or AC/DC and find out what real music sounds like? Good luck!

With love, Georgia

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