Column: Seriously, a clown?

It doesn't matter what I'm doing, I keep hearing about creepy clowns.

While that doesn't sound serious, it is. It's all over the Internet, television, and it is even coming up in conversations. The kids have actually come home and said the whole school is talking about clowns. I'm honestly not sure how the whole clown shenanigans began, but it really needs to stop. Even Ronald McDonald has had to scale back promotional appearances because people are getting leery of even friendly clowns. I'm sure some people don't know what I'm talking about, and if not, Google "creepy clowns" and see w...