Serving Southern Jefferson County in the Great State of Montana
Serving Southern Jefferson County in the Great State of Montana
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No one seems to call the current decade “The Twenties.” Garden snails have 14,000 to 15,000 teeth. Your teeth are the only bones you clean. Approximately 1 out of every 100 people is infected with Strongyloides threadworms) and can be for decades without knowing. It takes the same amount of force to rip somebody’s ear off as it does to open a door. If the sun exploded right now, no one (besides scientists) would notice for 8 minutes. There are more chickens than people on Earth. Green LED lights attract spiders. The movie The Breakfast Club...
Montana used to be a place that welcomed respectful debate of issues, and we worked together to find sensible solutions that considered as many views as possible. Not anymore. At least not if the party bosses get their way this spring. The Montana GOP, under the leadership of former state legislator Art Wittich, has decided that hard line ideology and picking the “right” kind of Republican candidate is more important than supporting Republican candidates who can most effectively represent their districts. Wittich and the current Montana GOP...
GEORGIA, I have a question, Earlier today at Walmart, I was trying to find a parking spot and noticed a woman asleep in her car, taking up a regular space. At first, I thought she might be waiting for someone, but she wasn’t moving at all—head down, seatbelt still on, completely knocked out like the parking lot was her personal rest spot. Meanwhile, people were circling just trying to find somewhere to park. I ended up letting an employee know because I honestly didn’t feel like that was okay. Parking spaces are meant for customers comin...
We have all seen video clips or television clips that post a note that says “Wait to see it.” Maybe this column should start, “Read to the end!” Paul is the lead teacher here in Colossians 3, telling us how to clothe ourselves daily. “Since then, you have been raised with Christ, set your hearts on things above, where Christ is, seated at the right hand of God. Set your minds on things above, not on earthly things. For you died. Your life is now hidden with Christ in God. When Christ, who is your life, appears, then you also will appear wi...
ARIES - Mar 21/Apr 20 Aries, a delay turns out to be a blessing this week. You end up somewhere better than planned with this redirected route. Trust how things turned out. TAURUS - Apr 21/May 21 A decision you have been avoiding suddenly seems completely obvious, Taurus. Money, as well as work clarity, arrives closer to the weekend. Hold on to it while you can. GEMINI - May 22/Jun 21 You are the go-to person for the job when anyone needs some comic relief or a mood-lifter, Gemini. Your humor and insight will help someone more than you...
I’ve heard enough. “Dr. Al” Olszewski has spent the better part of a decade lying to Montana, dividing conservatives, and has used his post as county GOP chairman to pull good candidates down, rather than working to elevate all. He personally has lost three consecutive primaries for US Senate, governor, Congress, and now that he’s running for Congress against Aaron Flint, he’s up to his lies again. The only thing stopping Al from being a career politician is the common sense of the Montana voters. Let’s examine the facts: Lie 1: If you’ve been...
GEORGIA, I have a question, My wife's cousin invited my wife to a 4-day 30th-birthday trip to Jamaica. It was supposed to be an all-women “girls’ trip.” Well, I’m not ok with that. I told my wife she could go only if I went as well. She can go do her own thing, but at the end of the day, she comes back to our hotel room so I can keep tabs on her. After several days of arguing, my wife finally agreed to my conditions. Her cousin is not happy about this arrangement. She had already booked a suite for the four girls going on the trip, which they w...
We may be alone in the universe...but we may not be. The statistical probability that we are living in a simulation is concerning. To get the truest shade of black, you have to burn bones; most black dyes are made with a dark yellow, green, or red, which isn’t a true black. Some organic cosmetics contain bat feces as an ingredient. Cars were invented without seatbelts. Knowing exactly when you are going to die is just as terrifying as not knowing exactly when you are going to die. If a starfish gets on your face, it can stick its stomach d...
What better time are you waiting for to examine all forms of teaching and learning with thoughtful consideration? Are you waiting for World War III? Foolish people of all stripes seem to toss off the idea like it is as usual as eating cornflakes for breakfast! You could not find a better spot to start than studying Colossians. It is right there in the back of your Bible! To counter false teachings, Paul provides ample ammunition. Dancing with moral relativism has weakened Americans' ability to think. Colossians is armor against falseness. From...
ARIES - Mar 21/Apr 20 Aries, you have a certain energy that is building this week. Momentum increases the second you stop overthinking, so jump into whatever you were planning to do with two feet. TAURUS - Apr 21/May 21 Something cozy, such as a hobby, recipe, or routine, could turn into something surprisingly productive, Taurus. Don’t dismiss passion projects this week when comfort meets opportunity. GEMINI - May 22/Jun 21 Gemini, your words equal magic this week. Conversations open doors and can help clear up confusion about important t...
Dear Editor, The Jefferson Valley Sportsman's Association thanks all the individuals and businesses who donated to the fundraising banquet held on March 14. All the donations help make the banquet a huge success. We also thank all those who attended and participated in the raffles, silent, and live auctions. The Association will continue to work toward better fish and wildlife habitat, public access, and hunting and fishing opportunities. Thank you again, Jefferson Valley Sportsmen's...
The chainsaw was invented for childbirth. Sweet potatoes are not potatoes. They belong to a different plant family. Everyone has millions of microscopic mites living and mating on their eyelashes. The human spinal column is the same consistency as a banana. When was the last time someone saw a cemetery being built? McDonald’s owns multiple children’s hospitals but owns no farms. A pineapple starts digesting you the moment you bite into it. When chlorine reacts with urea (from urine), it produces ammonia; ammonia then reacts with chlorine to...
As we observe Consumer Protection Month this April, it's a critical time to shine a spotlight on the growing threat of fraud in Montana and the steps we can take to safeguard ourselves and our loved ones. Recent data from the Federal Trade Commission (FTC) paints a troubling picture of escalating fraud across the United States. In 2024, consumers reported losing more than $12.5 billion to fraud—a 25% increase over the previous year. When accounting for underreporting, the FTC estimates actual fraud losses in 2024 may have reached a...
GEORGIA, I have a question, How do you politely tell someone they are overweight? SICK OF THE SIGHT Dear SICK, You don’t. Mind your own business and worry about yourself! With love, GEORGIA GEORGIA, I have a question, My immediate family is all very Catholic, except for me. Each of my siblings has five children, all under the age of 10. My brother texted me a few weeks ago to make a plan for Easter, since our sister was going to her in-laws. I offered to host at my house, and he accepted. The night before Easter, he texted me, saying our parent...
ARIES - Mar 21/Apr 20 Aries, you are catching a second wind this week that could rival a hurricane. No one can slow you down right now. Channel this energy into a passion project. TAURUS - Apr 21/May 21 Taurus, your eye for recognizing the beauty in fashionable items is unmatched. This week is the perfect time to curate your space or your wardrobe. GEMINI - May 22/Jun 21 Gemini, the connections in your brain are firing rapidly this week. It is only a matter of time before you solve a problem that has been plaguing you and everyone for weeks....
Have you noticed that now even common Google searches bring up an AI option? My friends also know that I appreciate Facebook. Recently, I saw a reel that arrested me and made me feel the need to warn you. A popular modern-day “prophet” claims to reveal another of many secrets he has uncovered in the Bible, something hidden from everyone, regarding Iran and the recently deceased Ayatollah. He claims to link modern Iran and Operation Epic Fury directly to the Jewish holiday of Purim and Esther, Mordechai, and Haman. This method of applying the...
Dear Editor Last week’s letters to the editor I found interesting. Terry Murphy’s thank you narrative highlighted firefighting cooperation between the local, state, and federal governments working together to serve us in an expedient and efficient manner. In the future, I hope this cooperative example between agencies remains the rule and not the exception. Tony Hudson’s letter pretty much defines the problem and the frustration many of us feel over corporate dark money in election campa...
Dear Editor, I had to read the recent article about Whitehall being selected for an experimental "self-driving snowplow goats" pilot program more than once-partly to make sure I understood it, and partly because I wasn't sure whether to laugh or start looking for a goat harness. Now, I'll admit, Whitehall has never been a stranger to creative problem-solving. We've learned to make do, pitch in, and occasionally come up with ideas that toe the line between practical and downright imaginative. So...
Modern soldiers’ PTSD triggers will probably shift from fireworks to the sound of a drone. Which is unfortunate, as drone shows are replacing firework shows. It feels nice to be told that you’re special or unique, unless the person telling you is a doctor. The “room temperature IQ” zinger hits much harder outside of the US. Our dogs probably think we are weakly barking when we cough. Playing card corners are rounded because square corners would wear down faster, making it easier to tell cards apart. In ancient Chinese history, it made sense for...
Depending on where you live, you may have seen ads attacking conservative legislators for voting to protect rural health care. Let’s be clear about two things. First, these ads are from D.C.-based, dark-money groups that are trying to mislead us and meddle in our local elections. Second, the legislators being targeted actually support President Trump, Governor Gianforte, and their efforts to protect rural health care and our communities. These attacks are politics at its worst. When the bill to protect rural health care came before the Legislat...
GEORGIA, I have a question, I’m getting married in two weeks and requested donuts for my getting-ready breakfast. My maid of honor called me right away and asked if I’m crazy for this request, because I have a dress to fit into. She also stated she would do her best to convince the other bridesmaids not to fulfill this request, as it “wasn’t in my best interest.” I told her the dress has to fit me, not the other way around. There will be six hours between us getting ready and the reception, so if I want a donut, I’ll be damned if I’m being d...
While we are focused on Paul’s letter to the Colossians, it is good to recall that Peter, James, John, and other apostles were also “setting their face like flint” on Jesus the Christ. Paul’s conversion continues this passion, and to the Colossians he issues a firm warning. False teachings have always been the Achilles heel for the church, and this is precisely why Paul wrote the letter to the church in Colossae. We heed the call. “The Son is the image of the invisible God, the firstborn over all creation. For in him all things were created:...
ARIES - Mar 21/Apr 20 Your confidence is at an all-time high, Aries. This is the week to pitch an idea or finally send that text you’ve been mulling over. The universe is backing your bold moves. TAURUS - Apr 21/May 21 Taurus, this week you’re entering a cycle of “treat yourself.” You deserve it right now, so enjoy. Whether it’s a brunch out with friends or a mental health day, lean into the experience. GEMINI - May 22/Jun 21 Expect a random invitation to create a new connection, Gemini. Your wit is extra sharp this week, so use it to charm...
Dear Editor, I wish to thank and to praise the firefighters who handled the fire just east of Doherty Mountain. The effort was incredible considering the heat and the wind they had to deal with. The widespread cooperative support was gratifying. Whitehall Fire, Willow Creek Fire, Three Forks Fire, Harrison Fire, Montana DNRC, U.S. Forest Service, Jefferson County EMS, Jefferson County DES, Jefferson County Sheriff, Jefferson County Dispatch, and Gallatin County Dispatch all deserve the utmost...
Dear Editor: In 1776, Thomas Paine wrote in The American Crisis, "These are the times that try men's souls. The summer soldier and the sunshine patriot will, in this crisis, shrink from the service of their country." Paine was describing those who are eager to stand up when times are easy, but disappear when real sacrifice is required. That passage has always stayed with me because it reminds us that public service is supposed to be exactly that-service. Not convenience. Not ambition. And...
