Thought Provokers: 4/24/2024

Naming children after flowers and herbs is normal, but naming them after fruits and vegetables is strange. Pickle rolls off the tongue differently.

Humans speak over 7000 languages, yet most fictional races only speak one.

Oddly, social media and internet addiction are still not recognized medical conditions.

The lower you let your fuel tank go before filling up, the better your fuel economy is.

Setting your phone lock screen to a picture of your loved ones is the modern-day equivalent of carrying their photo in your wallet.

Setting yourself on fire doesn’t have the impact it used to.

It’s pretty crazy to think that your heart has never stopped beating since birth.

An undercover cop dressed as a civilian will get out of their unmarked car and arrest you for impersonating a police officer.

Chopsticks are terrible at chopping things.

It’s not that you don’t know the early warning signs of carbon monoxide poisoning, it’s that you refuse to believe you are experiencing them.

More humans follow Cristiano Ronaldo on social media than there were human beings in 1776.

Silence is something you can hear.

Someone unknowingly holds the record for the most narrowly avoided life-threatening situations somewhere in the world.

A friend to everyone is a friend to no one.

For all we know, the blue whale is the largest living being in the universe.

Vanilla is considered the most baseline bland flavor when there’s significantly more chocolate-flavored stuff in comparison.

When you use real money in a Monopoly game, it becomes counterfeit Monopoly money.

There’s a chance you’ve talked to someone online and didn’t know you knew them in real life.

Humans are the only living things that have to pay to live.

You can never bite your teeth.

People didn’t know how their voices sounded until the invention of recordings.

Charging your phone exclusively in your car kind of makes it gasoline-powered.