There are two types of pet owners: Those who think their pet refer to them as “MOM/DAD”, and those who think their pet refers to them as “HUMAN”.
People who can properly handle lottery winnings are the least likely to buy lottery tickets.
Social media is the new cigarettes: companies profit from people’s addiction to an unhealthy product.
If you leave your keys in the ignition and your car windows open over night, then your car would probably be stolen, meaning the dead body in the trunk is no longer your problem.
No one reads Monopoly rules until they start arguing
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