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Thought Provokers: 10/13/2021

Whеn уоu dоn’t рunish реорle fоr brеaking thе rulеs, уоu’re рunishing реорle whо fоllоw thеm.

Polish is the only word that sounds different with an upper case.

Pronunciation for spells shouldn’t matter in Harry Potter or else anyone with a regional or international accent wouldn’t be able to do a lot of spells.

A papercut is a trees final revenge against humanity.

For Halloween, naturally sourced skeletons could be considered friendlier to the environment than plastic ones.

You can get free food from different companies for your birthday all year long if you sign up with 365 unique email addresses.

If every human who ever existed got the job that fitted him the most, our society would have been way more evolved.

When someone tells you “no offense” next thing you hear is the most offending thing in the conversation.

It really takes guts to be an organ donor!

In hundreds or thousands of years, people will fantasize about our era like we do with ancient civilization (ancient Greece, ancient Egypt...), no matter what events we’ve been through.

All languages travel at the speed of sound, but sign language travels at the speed of light.

Playing “hard to get,” is effectively training your future partner to ignore your boundaries.

The 1920s were the Roaring Twenties. The 2020s are more like the Screaming Twenties.

You can drink a drink but can not food a food.

When you pass away, you can still tell your life’s story to people by writing a biography about yourself online and then place a QR code for people to scan on your tombstone.

People with cigarette butts and ash all over their car are usually seen as disgusting, but at least they’re not littering by tossing them out their window.

When you make a habit of searching comments before you reply, you really discover how common your ideas can be.

They’re Mountain Dew drinks but Code Red, Voltage, Livewire, Baja Blast, Kickstart, Throwback, and White Out could easily be confused as a team of superheroes.

 

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