Thought Provokers: 11/24/2021

To avoid a piece of paper from folding, you put it in a folder.

We laugh at animals for having funny mating rituals but humans probably have the most complex and frustrating mating rituals of all.

We could be waking up in the body of a different person every day with their memories and all and we would have no way of knowing that.

Han Solo and Shrek dress the same.

The modern version of ‘if a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound’ is ‘if a good deed happens and no one is around to film it, did it happen?’

If you don’t know what it is, toothpaste sounds pretty terrifying.

Medusa never won a staring contest.

If you’re an idiot and know you’re an idiot, you’re already way less of an idiot than an idiot that doesn’t realize they’re an idiot.

Death is a once-in-a-lifetime experience.

Throwing up feels better than wanting to throw up.

If someone instantly knows there are 525600 minutes in a year, it’s more likely they like musicals than them being good at quick math.

It is better to love yourself and be hated by everyone else than the other way around.

Most people hate billionaires for not paying taxes but they also dream of becoming billionaires themselves.

There has to have been some assassin or killer in history who went to snap someone’s neck and ended up just doing an amazing chiropractic pressure release instead.

Conspiracy theorists don’t believe that they are conspiracy theorists.

Regardless of how good of a person you are, you’re the bad guy in someone’s story.

Nightmares are free horror movies you star in.

Your belly button used to be your mouth.

Your lost sock will always come back as some form of Tupperware.

Getting a song stuck in your head wouldn’t be so bad if it was the full song instead of 10 seconds on a loop.

None of your memories are 100% accurate.

People strive to be unique but also take comfort in knowing that there are other people like them.