Thought Provokers: 12/29/2021

Somewhere in the world exists the most perfect partner possible, just how you both want each other to be, whom you probably won’t ever meet.

If someone saw you with a lighter, they would think you smoke, even when the lighter has a hundred other uses.

Hunting is more frowned upon than fishing, but they both follow the same concept.

When we were kids, the milk and cookies being gone on Christmas morning seemed like unequivocal proof that Santa was real.

Neo in the Matrix chose to take an unknown drug from a stranger in a strange room after being picked up in a vehicle and having a gun pointed at him.

Dog breeding is an animal trafficking/prostitution ring.

Atoms are nature’s pixels.

Put any noun in front of the word fish and that’s probably an actual fish species.

When Don McLean dies, it will be The day the guy who sang the day the music died, died.

Flintstones had no reason to have a Christmas Celebration.

Two of the most popular superheroes, Batman and Spiderman, are based off two of the least popular creatures.

Celebrities would probably be afraid of their biggest fan.

We used to eat cake right after someone blew all over it. Wild times.

Somewhere out there is the most humble person in the world, but you’d never find it out from them.

We find many furless animals, such as mole rats, Sphinx cats, and snakes gross or ugly, even though that’s essentially what humans are.

Tailgating someone involves trusting that they won’t crash while simultaneously telling them they suck at driving.

It’s kinda weird how obsessed humans are with each other’s butts.

The sun is wirelessly powering the earth.

People get therapy to deal with people who don’t get therapy.

Most people follow laws not because they agree with them, but because they’re incapable of dealing with the consequences.

The dish rack in the dishwasher is probably one of the cleanest things in a house.

No matter what color a bread tie is, it becomes perfectly camouflaged once it hits a countertop.