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Thought Provokers: 1/12/2022

The older you get, the more you appreciate a good pair of socks.

When you are a teenager you hide things like sex or drinking from your parents. When you are a parent you hide things like sex or drinking from your kids.

The fact biting your tongue when you’re just casually chewing is so painful gives perspective on how strong even human jaws really are.

All meat is plant-based meat.

You have done things for strangers that you don’t even remember but it might have become a special memory for them.

From an extraterrestrial viewpoint, all the space junk and satellite debris in earth’s orbit make the planet look like a redneck front lawn with a pile of dead cars on the grass.

April 1st is the most dangerous day of the year to choke.

Cotton candy and bubble gum are flavors but they can be any flavor.

Most people are made on beds, born in beds, and die in beds.

We never actually wash our belts, even though they are the first thing we touch after wiping our butts.

2/22/2022 is the date with the most identical digits in our lifetime.

Be wary of the diagnosis coming from a man who is also willing to sell you a cure.

Maybe Superman wears a skintight costume so people won’t notice his face looks like Clark Kent’s.

One day we will look up at the moon and see city lights.

Considering that the CIA confirmed Osama Bin Laden played online video games like CounterStrike, numerous people probably eliminated him over the years without realizing it was him.

Your financial health is directly tied to your physical health, and possibly mental health too.

Dogs would love it if dog food makers would put a toy in the bag like cereal.

If you break spaghetti in half you get to eat twice as many noodles for the same calories.

Before plumbing was popularized, the mere idea of pooping inside your house must’ve been considered disgusting.

If an electric toothbrush dies it gets demoted to a manual toothbrush.

Centaurs could be half person and half unicorn, we just can’t tell from that end.

 

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