If you run 26 miles, it’s because you’re an athlete. If you walk 26 miles, it’s because you can’t afford a car.
Poems only rhyme in the language they were written in.
A microwave can show you how clean someone really is.
You have to wait until you’re 36 to date someone half your age.
Given how long your bones stick around after death, you really only get to use some parts of your body for a fraction of their existence.
Ventriloquists probably have better conversations than most at the dentist.
Gold digging was just a normal relationship in the 19th century.
Most of Russia is in As...