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Thought Provokers: 2/2/2022

White shoes go well with everything except outside.

It’s crazy to think how incredibly easy it is to ruin your life while it’s considerably harder to manage your life as it is.

If you’ve ever stood up on a bus, you’ve effectively made it a 25,000 lb skateboard.

History says dinosaurs laid eggs and evolution gave us chickens from dinosaurs, so logically the egg did come first and not the chicken.

The fuller your phone battery is by the end of the day, the better your day was.

Everyone hates being used, but no one wants to be useless.

The kitchen is a whole room dedicated to your mouth.

The popularity of doorbell cams must make it much harder for kids to throw house parties when their parents are away for the weekend.

Ice cubes float in a pool of their own blood.

You will never be able to view yourself the same way someone else does.

If you take the easy route your life gets harder, but if you do what’s hard your life gets easier.

Paintbrushes could be used as daggers in a paintball battle.

Salt is a lot more saltier than sugar is sweet.

You’ve walked over buried money at some point in your life.

If a porcupine has an itch on its back, it is totally screwed.

With keyless cars becoming more common, the horror movie trope of fumbling for your keys will become less likely to happen.

Everything seems louder when you’re trying to be quiet.

Day and night aren’t times, they’re places... They’re the side of the Earth that’s facing towards or away from the Sun.

You don’t have to know grammar to be able to speak a language.

There is still water in the swimming pool on the Titanic!

People who claim to never lie are usually the biggest liars of all.

The fact that blood tastes metallic may have played a role in the discovery of iron in the blood.

Loud vehicle exhausts are the highway version of farting into a microphone.

The water you drink was most likely already drank by someone else before you.

 

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