Serving Southern Jefferson County in the Great State of Montana

Thought Provokers: 2/16/2022

There’s no better feeling than the anticipation felt when you have proof someone is lying and you’re just patiently waiting for them to finish telling their lie.

A bus ten minutes early is worse than a bus ten minutes late.

Computers can freeze as a result of overheating.

People get Botox to look younger but they usually just look like they got Botox.

Every day that someone you love wakes up is a great day.

If carrots actually helped your vision as much as we were told as kids, they would probably be sold exclusively by pharma companies.

Kurt Cobain has been dead longer than he was alive.

Badly sunburned skin is often described as being ‘raw’ when in reality it is less raw than before.

Humans evolved backward, from knowing how to keep themselves alive to being the most dependent species out there.

We have 5 movies in which scientists create dinosaurs, the dinos kill a bunch of people, humans learn their lesson not to make dinosaur parks, but then do it again in the next movie.

If you are what you eat then stop eating chicken, you cowards.

Conspiracy theories are fanfiction for reality.

A country that supports celebrity over education is a disaster waiting to happen.

Earth has never lost mass except in the mass of launched spacecraft. We are, all of us, trapped in a perpetual cycle of being recycled.

The idea that we have to suffer to have anything good in life is a very unfortunate state of mind.

Dogs understand more human sounds than humans understand dog sounds.

A chemistry textbook is atoms explaining atoms to a bunch of other atoms.

You can kill anyone, getting away with it is different and nearly impossible depending on the person.

Cat owners like cats because they are very independent but dog owners like their pets because dogs are social animals. However, cat owners actually like to talk to their cats but dog owners want their pets to just shut up.

If all cars become electric, real estate prices near highways will go up.

 

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