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Thought Provokers: 2/23/2022

Seeing someone consume

multiple beers at a Chili’s at 9am is suspect. Move that Chili’s to inside an airport and suddenly it’s totally normal.

Because dinosaurs didn’t kill anyone last year, and

(hopefully) you didn’t either, statistically speaking you were as dangerous as a dinosaur last year.

Every machine is a smoke

machine if you operate it

incorrectly.

Stairs are surprisingly

dangerous for being

everywhere.

Calendars are non-perishable, but they still have a sell-by date.

Almost every thought we post has probably already been thought.

February 22, 2022 is the date with the most identical digits we will see in our lifetime.

Pregnancy is a lot like winter. It’s beautiful and miraculous in the beginning. By the end, you just want it over with.

If you’re at a restaurant waiting to be served by a waiter… you’re the waiter.

Conspiracy theories are popular because people have boring lives.

Drinking while bartending is emboozeling.

Quiet people have the loudest minds.

No futuristic movies from the 80s mention the existence of search engines.

A hole is only visible due to its surroundings.

Couches/sofas are both a blessing of supreme comfort and a burden on individual productivity.

All the future yesterdays haven’t happened yet.

Checking the battery level of your phone lowers it.

In food, you only ever notice the hairs that are big enough to notice.

If you willingly buy a car that is the same make, model, and color as a police car, you deserve to have people drive slowly in front of you.

There is a whole generation of kids who will never experience a restaurant play place.

Nothing lasts forever: do one thing best, then move on to the next one.

We can technically hear silence.

If you want to be less indecisive, sleep less hours each night. Then, you won’t have enough energy for decision paralysis.

 

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