Thought Provokers: 3/2/2022
March 2, 2022
People only made such a big deal about 2/22/2022 because they’re salty that they won’t be alive for 2/22/2222.
You can be a full-grown adult but people will still think you peed your pants if there is a wet stain on them.
The people that hate their alarm the most usually choose to hear it multiple times each morning.
Everyone thought it was touching and heartbreaking when E.T. tried to contact his relatives. But no one thinks the same when their dog tries to do the same at 3 AM.
The guy in Blues Clues was paid to dance and sing and talk to himself alone on a green screen.