Thought Provokers: 3/16/2022

Face tattoos are a sign of great financial security.

Batman can only work at night because otherwise, Bruce Wayne would have tan lines on his face.

It’s easier for most people to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.

People who are 20 years old have lived 10% of their life through COVlD.

Hot water heaters are really cold water heaters.

At least one person you know was disappointed by how your voice sounded when you first started talking to them.

If you own a nuclear bunker you’d need to stay within a 10-mile radius at all times for it to be worth it.

It’s weird that human milk seems disgusting but cow milk doesn’t.

The Happy Birthday song is one tradition that is passed on even though most everyone hates it.

If reincarnation is true, maybe insects disturb us wanting to be killed and be reincarnated as something better.

When you look at the moon, there are probably lots of other people looking at it too.

Every squirrel acts like it is its first day being a squirrel.

Every generation introduces some cultural element that drives the previous generation nuts.

Almost everyone talks to themselves, it’s only weird if someone else can hear it.

Adam, Eve and Phil Collins were all members of Genesis.

After a certain age, being able to put your toes in your mouth becomes less an act of questionable decorum and more a feat of flexibility.

We prefer cold beer on a hot day but we’ll never order warm beer on a cold day.

Lego people live in houses made of their own flesh.

With the right ingredients and a series of chemical reactions, you can turn cat food into fur.

When exaggerating for emphasis, there is a sweet zone within which the exaggeration has the desired effect. Beyond that, it starts to lose the effect.

The brain is the only organ that can scold itself.

If you drive a 20-year-old car, you are not cool, but if you drive a 50-year-old car, you are cool.