The Whitehall Ledger - Serving Southern Jefferson County in the Great State of Montana

By Jo 

Go Ask Jo: 4/13/2022


April 13, 2022

Dear Jo,

I am dating a beautiful woman. She is the whole package: beautiful, intelligent, fun. We share so many interests and every time we are together, it is better than the last time.

Why am I writing? Well, the other day was a warm and sunny one. We went out for lunch and a walk. She wore sandals...her feet were so bad. She has scaly, yellow toenails. Her feet look like I could carve a pound of dead skin off each one. Her toenails look like weapons!

That is all bad enough, but it gets worse. She had thick, grayscales between her toes! What the bloody hell?! How can such a woman...

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