Go Ask Jo: 5/4/2022

Dear Jo,

Well, happy doggone spring! The sun is finally out. There are actually green areas in the grass. Baby calves and lambs are everywhere. People should have that spring smile on their faces....shouldn’t they?

But noooooooo, all I seem to encounter are grumpy, disgruntled folks. People seem to be crabby, complaining about silly things, and just generally unhappy.

What happened to the smiles, comments on the beautiful sun, excitement about starting gardens, etc...?

Signed,

In Spring Shock

Dear Spring,

You get out there and spread spring cheer! Turn your face to the sun, greet people with a bright smile, and be as spring obnoxious as you can. Even if people don’t join in, you will have the satisfaction of seeing their reactions!

Signed, Jo

Dear Jo,

My husband has a nice body. After 18+ years of marriage, he is in great shape. His bum is my favorite part! What a nice rear view!

What’s my problem? He wears tighty whities that are nowhere near tight. He likes his underwear loose and baggy. Why, oh why?! I have bought him sexy colored briefs, form-fitting, bum-snuggling eye-catching underwear. He says they are uncomfortable. He likes his “breathing room.” Seriously, what a waste of a great butt. How can I convince him to embrace the change for my sake?

Signed,

Lucky But Frustrated

Dear Frustrated,

How can the man you love be so selfish?! The world needs more beauty. Tell him it is his civic duty to share that view with the rest of us. Ok, just you....

Ask for one day a week of bum-hugging views and don’t forget to reciprocate!

Signed, Jo