The Whitehall Ledger - Serving Southern Jefferson County in the Great State of Montana

Thought Provokers: 5/4/2022

 


Screaming loudly inside your head is a good way to check for nearby psychics by seeing if anyone flinches.

The coldest temperature possible in the universe is -459.67 F. The hottest is theorized as 2,556,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 F. We live within a very small sliver at the very bottom of the spectrum. That’s probably why your wife’s feet are always cold.

Laziness has prevented more crime than any law or law enforcement ever will.

May is rough because it’s the month you realize it’s not seasonal depression.

Nothing says you’re rich quite like having a couch that...



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