Thought Provokers: 5/4/2022
May 4, 2022
Screaming loudly inside your head is a good way to check for nearby psychics by seeing if anyone flinches.
The coldest temperature possible in the universe is -459.67 F. The hottest is theorized as 2,556,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 F. We live within a very small sliver at the very bottom of the spectrum. Thatâ€™s probably why your wifeâ€™s feet are always cold.
Laziness has prevented more crime than any law or law enforcement ever will.
May is rough because itâ€™s the month you realize itâ€™s not seasonal depression.
Nothing says youâ€™re rich quite like having a couch that...