Thought Provokers 5/25/2022

If someone lived to be 80 years old and had 1 photo of their life taken every hour. That entire person’s life could be assembled at 24 frames per second into the duration of a single season television show. About eight, one hour long episodes.

Humans didn’t exactly evolve past living in caves, we just gained the desire and ability to build much nicer caves.

Plastic-eating bacteria are hailed as a solution to plastic pollution, but they will most likely doom our civilization due to plastic rot.

Seeing how even low-level administrators can sometimes abuse their power in petty ways is a reminder why our governments — even local officials — need checks and balances.

The grass is always greener on the other side but the greenest of grass is usually fake.

There may be some historian years ago that had a bad day and wrote certain events in a completely different interpretation of the actual events and unknowingly changed the perspective of entire humanity on those events.

-273.15 is the coolest number ever.

Zombies reproduce using their teeth.

When using a picture of a tree for the family tree, it’d make more sense for the ancestors to be at the roots.

Helping others who can’t help you back is the surest way to know you’re doing the right thing for the right reasons.

It won’t be long before people use the 20s, the 30s, and the 40s to describe the 2020s, the 2030s, and the 2040s.

Let it Go is the English adaptation of Hakuna Matata.

If we planted trees as tombstones, we’d have beautiful forests for loved ones to be remembered in.

If someone has a 12 inch foot, they have a foot that’s a foot.

If you were paid a dollar for every hour you were alive, you wouldn’t become a millionaire until you were slightly over 114 years old.

The moral of the Tortoise and the Hare isn’t that slow and steady wins the race it’s to not be cocky.

It’s easier to talk to people you consider less attractive.

Sunglasses are a real-life Dark Mode.

Touching other people’s phones is actually really disgusting.

A Dictionary is the only book with probably tens of thousands of Authors.

Badass is usually a compliment, but bad and ass are usually both insults, or used as insults.

When someone with breast implants dies and they

decompose, implants don’t expire so it’s just gonna be a skeleton with big boobs.

An Uber driver is one

profession where they shouldn’t go the extra mile.

The smartest person to exist probably killed themselves at some point because they knew too much and couldn’t take it.