Thought Provokers: Week of 5/27/2026

“I sold an hour of my life for $13” doesn’t sound nearly as good as “I make $13/hour.”

Does Mike Wazowski wink or blink?

When you’re criticized for being short, they’re really just saying the worst thing about you is that there isn’t more of you.

Why is Monday so far from Friday, but Friday is so close to Monday?

You know you’re socially awkward when you are proud of yourself for just saying what you wanted to say.

We’ve ruined a lot of good songs by setting them as our alarm music.

The moment you fasten your seatbelt, you begin to wear the car.

Home is where the water doesn’t taste weird.

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