At age 30, you’ve spent a month having birthdays.
Have we checked all foods to see if exploding makes them better or did we just stop at corn?
We blame society, but we are society.
In the scope of the universe, wood is probably far more rare than diamonds, gold and other precious metals.
The man bun is the mullet of our generation.
A 100lb cat is much scarier than a 100lb dog.
As a little kid, teenagers looked big and scary. As an adult, they look like little kids.
Animal fact of the day: If you described a giraffe and a unicorn to a person who had never seen either, the unicorn sounds a...