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Thought Provokers 7/13/2022

The most dangerous type of man is one that feels that he is superior but feels like he’s viewed as inferior.

Arguing online is a form of turn-based combat.

A perfect circle can never exist on a screen since it’s made of square pixels.

You need to prove you can drive well to get your license, but you only present it when you drive poorly.

The insides of our bodies are completely dark.

Your favorite song might not be the one you’ve played the most, but the one you’ve skipped the least.

The world isn’t getting more dangerous; it’s getting more selfish.

Always be prepared for the unexpected, like presenting at an impromptu team meeting.

Technically speaking, tomorrow never comes.

Hold music is way less annoying than the automated message that interrupts the music telling you to stay on hold.

Comparison is the thief of joy, but not comparing is also the perpetrator of delusion.

You never notice the little gasps of air people take in while singing until you actively listen for them.

Diet is more important than exercise. Diet is a major reason why many people exercise to begin with.

Snails and slugs are known for their slowness, but they somehow just show up in the weirdest places and then disappear.

Greenland is possibly the first form of clickbait, started by the Vikings.

Fake scenarios are on our minds more than we want to admit.

Played backward, Monopoly is a game where a tyrannical landlord loses his empire, the destitute losers end up with modest savings, and the overdeveloped streets are rewilded.

Every single person you’ve met knows a different version of you.

You can become successful in one simple step by minding your own business.

Millions of people scattered around the world are able to awake at precisely the same minute each day without any external stimuli.

You won’t be able to go to anyone's funeral who comes to yours.

It’s game over even if you won the game.

 

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