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Go Ask Jo: 7/27/2022

Dear Jo,

My cat has tasted human blood...should I put her down or is there a spell to save her from becoming a cannibal?

I was playing a juggling game with her when I miscalculated the height and she landed on my head, bit my ear, and scratched my scalp. Later, I saw her licking my blood from her claws. I have mice, birds, and fish in my house, so naturally, I don’t want to live with a blood-thirsty killer cat.

I watched that Cujo documentary this weekend and I am really scared. Do you know any spells?

Thank you,

Afraid to Sleep

Dear Afraid,

My grandmother used to say “a dog will lay...

 

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