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Thought Provokers: 8/3/2022

 

August 3, 2022



Dip is the only food named after the action required to eat it.

Patience is not the ability to wait, but the ability to keep a good attitude while waiting.

It sucks that one mistake can undo all the good that you’ve ever done, but that one good thing cannot undo the mistakes you’ve made.

You can’t get nudes of Spiderman, only Peter Parker.

A luxury car is a display of either how responsible or irresponsible a person is with money.

Funerals aren’t for the dead; they’re for the living.

Veterinarian nurses have likely seen more men crying than psychologists.

It’s easier to be a famous pilot than it is to be a good pilot.

The reason that leaders tend to be corrupt, unethical, and manipulative is that it’s the most effective strategy to get and maintain power.

Being unsure if food has gone bad is a problem that will go away if you ignore it long enough.

In the future, all of our social media accounts will probably still exist and be able to be viewed by our descendants.

There is no actual donkey in the Donkey Kong game.

The mega millions jackpot is at $1.28 billion, which is enough money for somebody to finally become Batman.

The first scientists who found bacteria on everything through a microscope must have freaked out.

The earth is technically flat because it is made out of >70% uncarbonated water.

The receipt printers at gas pumps may stop working, but the video adverts miraculously always work.

80% of people in real life sleep on their sides, but 99% of people in movies sleep on their backs.

When science can’t explain it, it’s a hoax. When science does explain it... still a hoax.

No two people will ever feel the same drop of rain.

We all have an accent in at least one language.

Calming music that companies use when putting people on hold has the opposite effect.

Every bite of food you’ve ever eaten came from

something that was alive at one point.

Dogs have to endure so many situations where we make an awesome-smelling dinner but don’t share it with them.

 

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