Thought Provokers 8/17/2022

There are lots of people that don’t get any compliments because everyone already thinks they get complimented.

A lot of people have stung their eyes from opening them underwater after seeing people on TV do it flawlessly.

The crust is bread armor.

The more sleep-deprived you get the more dreamlike everything becomes.

Rule breakers, anarchists, eccentrics, nonconformists, selfish people, and megalomaniacs; whether we like it or not, they drive society forward and ensure we continue to evolve and survive.

Before TikTok and Instagram, it was frowned upon to film something vertically.

You don’t rub your eyes. you rub your eyelids.

Kids whose parents are actors must be traumatized by seeing their parents die in movies.

Every photo is a once-in-a-lifetime photo.

Nudists probably have lower water bills because they have fewer loads of laundry.

A blind person doing origami is a blindfold.

Cat breath smells terrible yet most cats smell fine.

Crossing your fingers when telling a lie is a lost art form.

Spelling bees must be really easy in phonetic languages.

All water that we use has been around since the beginning of the earth.

Tobacco companies kill their best customers.

We keep little fires as pets through candles.

Scandinavian prisons seem better than most of the world's public housing projects.

The remote being on a different table or chair when already sitting down is very upsetting.

It is the staunch believers that ironically push people further away from their beliefs.

It’s easier to share secrets with strangers than with people close to you as you can cut them loose easily.

There’s a chance that Jessie’s Girl grew up to be Stacey’s Mom.

Nerf gives you the ability to safely hunt other humans.

Family Feud awards the most points for the easiest answers.

Being cold and warming up is a better feeling than being hot and cooling down.