Thought Provokers: 9/21/2022

There’s no way that guy with the fistful of money at the underground street fight remembers the odds everyone took AND who they bet on.

Humanity will never reach a point where automation takes care of all our basic needs while capitalism exists because it won’t be profitable to do so.

The most average person in the world is a 30-years-old, Chinese, male, who is 5 foot 9 inches tall and weighs 136 pounds.

Gaining weight is a piece of cake.

Cartoon characters never wear watches unless they are looking at their wrists.

The fact that Cheech and Chong and Snoop Dogg are still alive (and legendary) is a compelling argument for the acceptance of marijuana.

No matter how mundane your life was, if your cemetery burial survives long enough, you’ll become an important archaeological dig site.

Whenever you see or hear sirens from any emergency vehicle, someone’s day (or life) has probably just been ruined.

Instead of showing off our own art it’s becoming more common to show off AI art as if it’s something to be proud of.

Whoever invented the camera has probably inadvertently caused more tears and laughter than any other human.

Medium-level head injuries are the only ones you’re likely to remember.

A pregnant cannibal turns adults back into babies.

The popularity of streamers is the fault of older siblings making their younger siblings watch them play games for years.

Pepperoni pizza is actually a sausage pizza.

The most common way to get rid of an addiction is to find another addiction.

We take for granted there are no spiders on most spiderwebs we walk into.

You’re the only one to remember your embarrassing experiences so vividly, because everyone else has their own to remember.

Nature can wipe out humans as easily as it did dinosaurs.

Despite each garbage having varied contents, each garbage bag and dumpster smells the exact same.

You can be nonchalant, but you can’t be chalant.

Sliced bread is a prime example how improving a product hurts it’s longevity.