Thought Provokers: 11/2/2022

Because some trees take so long to grow, it’s possible the average piece of paper is technically older than the average person.

Alphabet soup in Japan must be wild.

The last thing a conspiracy theorist wants is for everyone to agree with them.

The fact that Google automatically completes our searches shows how unoriginal we all are.

Sand is the only material you need to make an hourglass.

Considering how short our attention spam has become, even a 5-second ad is torture.

You’re always eating your own snot but it’s only considered gross if you take it out the front first.

Grizzly Bears must think humans drop dead a lot.

Some of the stupidest people you’ll ever meet are at a 4-way intersection.

The irony of technology asking if YOU’RE the robot.

Interviewing is so crucial for our career advancement but we only really get to practice it a few times every few years between jobs.

Having someone destined for you is technically an arranged marriage.

Sign language is technically the fastest language because it travels at the speed of light while others travel at the speed of sound.

It’s absurd that one’s bottom refers to their butt, not their feet.

Cooking shows are weird. The two most important about food are things you can’t experience on tv, taste, and smell.

Dying in your sleep sounds peaceful until you think about all the strange dreams you normally have.

The first colonial settlers in Florida were probably astounded at how long it took to air-dry clothes.

People probably talk to themselves way more than they admit to others.

We don’t get more mature, we get more insecure.

To make sounds louder, we use both megaphones and microphones.

Movie critics should have their own critics who review their reviews.

You know someone is really rich when people don’t ask about his salary but about the total amount of his assets.

Most of society’s problems derive from people holding everyone else to higher standards than they hold themselves.