Serving Southern Jefferson County in the Great State of Montana

Thought Provokers 11/9/2022

Deaf people lose freedom of speech when handcuffed.

A driver's license can be used to buy things that impair your driving.

When everyone started carrying cameras, sightings of UFOs and Bigfoot vanished, but police misconduct skyrocketed.

People who complain about chem trails don’t seem to care about exhaust from cars.

You don’t know how many Oreos are too many until you’ve eaten too many.

More adults go to toy shops than children.

Getting a life sentence and a death sentence isn’t that different. Either way, you’re spending the rest of your life in jail.

For corn, the human body must be the ultimate waterslide.

You’ve probably done something habitually that a stranger has noticed, thought was cool, and tried to emulate.

The affection for our pets is the closest thing to unconditional love most humans attain.

The easiest way to maintain good relationships with people is to limit your contact with them.

Most of the careless drivers on the road also have the most expensive cars.

When guys want advice about flirting with women they generally rely on other men instead of asking a woman.

 

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