Thought Provokers: 1/18/2023

Making fun of short people is the last social taboo seen as acceptable.

Murder is universally despised, and yet assassins are deemed cool.

The actual reason children are a boundless fountain of energy is that they don’t have to use their brains constantly as adults do.

A job interview feels like a conversation between two liars, both of which knows the other is lying.

It’s important to keep your most hated pair of underwear so you know exactly when to do laundry without going commando.

Flesh-eating zombies are a great example of equality because they don’t discriminate against anyone.

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