Thought Provokers: 3/1/2023

There are many many animals that lay eggs, and for some reason, chicken eggs are the only animal eggs that we typically eat.

The Star Wars universe has species that live for over 900 years, but things that happened 30 years ago are considered old legends

Playing video games that don’t allow you to pause becomes significantly harder the second you have a kid.

That first human to drink a cow’s milk was a pretty weird dude.

It’s safer to be an airport Uber driver since your passengers went thru TSA before getting in.

Exercise is an investment of breaths so that we can eventually take more breaths (by living longer).

Success is not final; failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that count.

Only certain fruits are seen as acceptable flavors for a milkshake.

Every single day, we listen to more music than most people in history have heard in their whole lives.

Eating alone at the bar is far less depressing than eating alone at a table in a restaurant.

Wearing only socks and nothing else makes you feel more naked than when you’re wearing absolutely nothing.

6-sided dice have 8 corners but 8-sided dice have 6 corners.

All windshield fluid is manufactured to end up being dumped onto our roadways.

Coffee filters and muffin wrappers are cousins.

Once you retire the only thing left to do is side missions.

Earth is one big space suit that we all share.

We like to classify things so much that we classified classification.

In Monopoly, if no one ever buys a property, everyone gets richer and no one loses.

Society switched from accepting terms of services without reading them to declining all the cookies on every website.

Erasers live for your mistakes and die for your mistakes.

Humanity lost its connection to the Earth when shoes were invented.

Selfies with celebrities are the new autographs.

When a soft cookie becomes hard, it’s stale. When a hard cookie becomes soft, it’s stale.

Hotdogs resemble tacos more than sandwiches.

Tearing a phonebook in half was a much more impressive feat of strength before mobile phones became the norm.