Just Ask Georgia: 3/29/2023

Georgia, I have a question,

How do I calculate the fair price of a girlfriend using asset pricing theory? I don’t want to spend too much money on dates if the woman isn’t worth it.

Budget Minded

Dear Budget,

Your thought process astounds me. Calculating whether or not a woman is worth the money you spend on her in a mathematical equation - wow. Have you ever considered your worth? Would women find you at a fair price?

With love, Georgia

Georgia, I have a question,

Is it possible to reduce your eyesight in a natural way? I really want glasses - they are so cool - but my eyesight is 20/20.

Gorge...