Just Ask Georgia: 5/3/2023

Georgia, I have a question,

If you write a book about failure and it doesn’t sell, is it a success?

Failed Success

Dear Failed,

Oooooh, good one! So many ways this could go one way or the other - but you did PAY to have the book printed which no one bought, so therefore, fail!

With love, Georgia

Georgia, I have a question,

My girlfriend and I went to watch Avatar in 3D when it was released. This was her first 3D movie experience. When she came out of the theater, visibly overwhelmed, she asked me, “Don’t you think the world would be much more beautiful if we could see it in 3D?” Was I right to dump her then and there?

Always 3D

Dear Always,

Yes, I believe you are in the right on this one. If your girlfriend does not realize she sees in 3D the world daily, she might not be the one for you.

With love, Georgia

Georgia, I have a question,

My former barber lied and told me he stopped cutting hair, yet I found out he’s still in business. Do I have a case here?

Lied To

Dear Lied,

My guess is your barber no longer wanted to hear your tirades during your haircuts. Find a new barber and move on. No case here.

With love, Georgia

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