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Thought Provokers: 5/10/2023

There aren’t any realistic hacker scenes because actual hacking is a long and tedious process that wouldn’t fit the intensity of a movie.

There are prodigies that will never become prodigies because they never got the chance to do the thing they were to be great at.

There will be a point in your life where you’ll have more past than future.

Lobster and crab characters in animations are already cooked.

We suffer more in our imagination than in reality.

With as much as we are on screens, it’s surprising screens aren’t in our dreams more often.

We went from comfortably watching 4-minute-long commercial breaks to paying an extra $9.99/month to skip ads that were already skippable after 3 seconds.

Eventually, all of the flat skipping stones will be at the bottom of the ponds.

Pokémon is so popular because it depicts all the fun of having a pet without any of the inconveniences.

Finding $100 on the sidewalk is your lucky day. Finding $100 accidentally sent to you in your bank account is possibly criminal if you keep it.

There is the tallest person in the world. There is the shortest person in the world. There is a most average-height person in the world. The first two are aware of their place - the last one is not.

Gloves are low down in the list of things you find in a typical glove compartment.

Your bed is the comfiest when you have to pee.

The unspoken order in which you are expected to answer the phone in an office is a good indicator of your perceived importance.

A slap to the face is more humiliating than a punch.

Most classical orchestras are elaborate cover bands.

Deodorant advertisements have no reason to be seductive whatsoever.

In 1,000 years none of the things we do will be remembered.

All tests are multiple-choice, some just have way more choices than others.

Everyone has the same basic facial structure but we can identify one in billions by mere millimeters of difference.

A.I. will create content. Humans will keep creating art and books and scripts and plays and movies.

In life, one must constantly get mentally stronger to keep going because one constantly gets physically weaker.

Broken people seek out broken people because they hope the pieces are interchangeable.

You never notice you’re smiling until you’re not.

Death threats are never sent formally.

 

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