Thought Provokers: 5/24/2023

Coffee doesn’t give you energy. It loans energy out to you, and you’re expected to pay it back with interest.

We are going to need security questions between friends/family to make sure we aren’t speaking to an AI soon.

In less than a century, people will not know what it’s like to grow up without smartphones, high-speed internet, and express delivery services.

Skipping is almost exclusively only for happy people.

People who let their texts show on their lock screen are the people who truly have nothing to hide.

In the future, there will be a subset of archaeology that will study digital files, in essence, digital dig sites.

It’s easier to earn the nickname Einstein for stupidity than it is for doing something smart.

Unless you finish laundry naked, you can never be completely done with it.

With neither optimism nor pessimism, the cup is at 50% capacity.

Technically, apples are an exotic fruit in the Caribbean.

We keep kids out of cabinets and rooms using progressively more difficult puzzles.

Alcohol doesn’t make you happy, it borrows happiness from the next day.

As technology improved, the ethics of claw machine technology declined.

A rhinoceros can kill an animal but won’t eat it.

You have not experienced a Dr. Seuss book until you’ve read it aloud to a child.

We haven’t found a better way to tighten and loosen our shoes in over 5000 years.

Cavemen were the kings of the BBQ.

It’s funny how boring and pointless addictions look from the outside.

Laptops are predominantly used as desktops.

People who live alone are at a much higher risk of choking to death.

Our jaws can only bite upwards. So you can’t actually bite down.

The first Greek to climb to the top of MT Olympus must have been sorely disappointed.

Hair is only gross when it’s not

attached to someone.

Pen spinning is a loading screen for your essay.

Burnt cheese tastes amazing but burnt milk is disgusting.

You don’t have to stand under something to understand it.

No one under 30 will have a clue what ‘answers on a postcard’ is in reference to.

Gas stations are coffee shops for cars.