Thought Provokers: 5/31/2023

In the coming 50 years we need to figure out where to put 8 billion dead bodies.

Using 0 to code females and 1 to code males make sense anatomically.

$10000 is a life-changing amount of money for some people and a night in a fancy hotel for others.

Once they figure out how to slow or stop the human aging process, retirement plans, and prison sentencing will need to be completely restructured.

Dogs must really think we care about our toilets given it’s the only thing we mark as our territory multiple times throughout the day.

Walking down a street at the same pace as a stranger is weirdly uncomfortable.

As you get older, you cry more and more because of emotional pain and lesser due to physical pain.

We really don’t know how healthy we are until we aren’t anymore.

For someone who can’t see themselves in the mirror, most vampires are extremely well-groomed.

The simple and natural act of sneezing can be one of the most terrifying things that can happen unexpectedly if you’re driving.

People are more concerned about the person calling out the garbage than people producing the garbage.

Farting is technically a form of detoxing.

It’s funny how when someone has a problem with you, they tell everyone except for you.

A lot of people have never sat in the backseat of their own car.

We increase the weight of books when we write on them.

Gloves are technically handbags.

Revenge is the attempt to transform shame into pride.

Since its invention, almost every aspect of the computer has changed except the cursor.

The older your kid gets, the more you understand your parents.

Owing $200,000 on a mortgage somehow feels better than owing $20,000 on a car loan.

The brain named itself.

Clothing companies got really lucky that our temperature needs change over the seasons.

About 85% of women ever become mothers and 80% of men have a sibling and are therefore brothers, so according to the Bee Gees, 17.5% of people are not in fact stayin’ alive.

Life’s short, buts it’s the longest thing you’ll ever do.

Smart people don’t need to appear smart.

Shelter is one of the most basic needs yet one of the hardest to acquire.

We are closer to 2040 than we are to 2000.