Just Ask Georgia: 6/7/2023

Georgia, I have a question,

My son is very troubled and physically ill. He is pale and sometimes vomits blood. Could he be possessed by a demon?

Concerned

Dear Not-Concerned-Enough,

My goodness! Take him to a medical doctor for an exam immediately! There are many things that could be physically wrong with him that are not demonic possession. There are parasites that can enter and live in the stomach and other internal organs that could cause these symptoms! Get him to a doctor!

With love, Georgia

Georgia, I have a question,

Would it be immoral to raise a baby to believe they’re growing up in the 90s by only exposing them to 90s media and telling them the year is 1998 and then, one day when they’re a bit older, just expose them to present-day media and convince them they were asleep for a long time but didn’t age?

Lovin’ the 90s

Dear 90s,

Please don’t have children. Ever. Go listen to Nirvana and Pearl Jam....then go watch The Village. DON’T have children. EVER.

With love, Georgia