Thought Provokers: 6/7/2023

The weight of a human can vary by a few hundred pounds, yet an airline will charge you extra if your luggage is five pounds over the limit.

Your future self is talking smack about you.

Club goers in the John Wick universe are extremely blase about gun/knife/tomahawk fights going on around them.

Every jock, bully, or thug you’ve ever seen in a movie has actually just been a theater kid pretending to be one.

Attractive women are usually portrayed as drivers of convertibles, but old people driving them is way more common.

The movie about a mermaid that wants to be a girl has caused millions of girls to want to be a mermaid.

We tend to obsess on life after death, but hardly ever ponder on life before birth.

It’s fascinating that even though our lives are unimaginably different, we can arrive at the same cliché conclusions from completely different perspectives.

We willingly go to sleep every night even though there is a less than 100% chance we will wake up.

It used to be hard to get fat.

Growing up, the media really portrayed the Bermuda Triangle as a bigger issue than it turned out to be.

Smell, more than any other sense, has the highest degree of dissatisfaction.

A tanning bed is more or less a human air fryer.

Thermometers are speedometers for atoms.

A lot of trust is put into traffic lights and lines painted on the ground.

Chances are that we will never find out about the perfect murder.

We as humans, do not have admin privileges over our own organs.

The human body is the ultimate all terrain vehicle. If the passenger (the brain) wants to get somewhere the vehicle can’t navigate, the vehicle will *build a bigger vehicle* to take it there.

Many fast food workers have unknowingly made takeout orders for inmates on death row who requested fast food as their final meal, but assumed that they were making a regular meal for a random customer.

Perfectionists don’t actually care if things are perfect, they just want it to be their way.

No one survives parenthood.

People are quick to tell others that they are beautiful while simultaneously slow to tell themselves.

Every shoe is buy one get one free.

Your future self is proud of you for going through hard times.

It’s considered lazy to sleep in late, but not to go to bed early, because there’s far more to get done in the morning.