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Thought Provokers: 6/21/2023

Quantum describes matter at the smallest subatomic scales. A “quantum leap forward” should really mean the smallest and most insignificant advance

possible.

Being a pre-civilization chef was a very deadly guessing game. Not all colorful plants are created equal.

Until proven otherwise, every day is your last day alive.

The fact that guys still ask for nudes even though the internet has unlimited images demonstrates that they actually do care about the personality associated with the body.

Within a decade, there will be a bunch of confessions or scandals by authors who secretly used AI to write their books.

There’s over 10x as much liquid rock as there is liquid water on Earth.

Nothing is stranger than the truth, but we always look for the most logical explanation.

When we get older, we realize that $100 is a lot more and a lot less than we initially thought it was.

Living people eat dead mushrooms while living mushrooms eat dead people.

There is a myth that if you shave your leg or arm hair, it’ll grow back hairier than before. There’s also a myth that if you shave your head bald, your hair will never grow back the same way.

Your favorite song can be the most irritating if you set it as your alarm ringtone.

A lot of people give to those less fortunate when they have very little themselves because they know what it’s like to have nothing.

A lot of holidays are built around guilt-tripping people into buying stuff.

The tourists of Gilligan’s Island sure did have a lot of clothes for only a 3-hour tour.

Everything can be anything if you have the right attitude, tools, and intellect.

A surgeon’s job is to play meat Legos all day.

All stores in historic video games are antique stores.

Leopard spots are unique. Leopard print, however, is not.

Many of us will cry for more fictional characters’ deaths than for actual people we know in real life.

Cats basically domesticated humans.

There’s a point in everyone’s lives where their resume becomes useless.

Billions of people died thinking Pluto was a planet.

 

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