Thought Provokers: 7/5/2023

Intelligence isn't genuinely appreciated until you meet someone who has none.

Parents hide their smoking habit from their kids, and kids hide their smoking habit from their parents.

In nature, cold milk isn't a thing unless the mother is dead.

The human body has a highly sophisticated diagnosis system, but outputs terrible error codes.

Most people who buy 50 meter water resistant watches will never dive that deep in their lives.

W is the only letter that explains how it is written.

Love at first sight is judging a book by its cover.

It is very good that farts don't have a color.

The people at the front seats in the cinema, technically watch the movie earlier than the people in the back.

More accepting social norms for sexuality are making it harder and harder to blackmail people.

When you eat, only your bottom jaw actually moves.

Every language travels at the speed of sound but sign language travels at the speed of light.

You can cause so much chaos with just a bike lock.

Water tastes more refreshing when drank from a see-through glass.

Before alarm clocks, setting morning meetings must have been really risky.

One day, your feet finally reached the floor when you sat on the couch and you just never noticed.

Batman's cape must get really dirty.

Prisons put the most violent and hardened citizens crammed together and expect them to behave well.

Every person you know is temporary in your life. You are also temporary in theirs.

The smallest animal (etruscan shrew) and the biggest animal (antarctic blue whale) have never seen each other.

Not all clocks have a second hand, but if they did, it'd be the third hand.

The Charmin bears must not eat a lot of fiber.

Children think excessively swearing is mature, but adults think excessively swearing is childish.

We might live a richer life if the biometrics on our phones made it look like we barely lived at all.

The scariest part about artificial intelligence is not how complicated it is, but how simple human intelligence is to mimic.

The middle man between slip-ons and shoestrings is velcro.

The first musician had never heard anyone else making music.

Somewhere, someone is spending their last week with a full set of fingers.