Thought Provokers: 7/12/2023

Lego is simultaneously the world’s largest, and world’s smallest, tire manufacturer.

When the moon is directly overhead, you will weigh slightly less.

At a certain age, most of us either stop looking for cool rocks or start up once again.

You can tell unions are good for workers because corporations invest so much money in attempting to break them up or discourage people from forming them.

The asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs was the highest ratio of killing birds to one stone in Earth’s history.

People defend celebrities against paparazzi then film random strangers in public without their consent for clout.

Dreams always seem very logical until you wake up.

Marriage only ends in one of two ways: death or divorce (neither way is fun).

Superman and Spider-Man posing as journalists that constantly have to report on themselves is pretty unethical.

Dating apps feel like when you keep checking the fridge and then lower your standards enough to eat a slice of cheese and a carrot.

The size of hot tubs is measured in humans.

People complaining about traffic fail to realize that they *are* traffic.

Peeing into a pool is way worse than peeing in a pool.

Any site is a dating site if you’re brave enough.

There is no appropriate pants pocket in which to carry a banana.

It really ought not be wrong to disclose to an interviewer that you only want a job for the money.

Hard to be a baby: imagine crying because your feet itch and they just feed you some milk.

Billboards are the cereal boxes of the road.

People always see evil in what they can’t understand. So just enigmas and other people.

I’m pretty sure that Fate just watches The Simpsons and takes notes, rather than the show predicting the future.

Timon & Pumbaa made eating bugs look appealing.

Breakfast in bed sounds fancy until it’s the result of depression or poverty.

You can absolutely compare apples and oranges.