Just Ask Georgia: 8/16/2023

Georgia, I have a question,

My four-year-old’s art is absolutely terrible. Should I tell her?

Art-Obsessed

Art,

Ummmm...how do people such as yourself choose to be parents? No! Absolutely do not tell a four-year-old their art is not up to your “standards!” Nurture them, guide them, and praise them. Other than that, SHUT UP!

With love, Georgia

Georgia, I have a question,

What should I do about my 19-year-old son? He JUST moved into his new dorm and has already started dating an older woman. She is 20-years-old and in the same classes at his university and I DO NOT APPROVE of him dating an older woman. The social norm is for the husband to be older!

She’s TOO OLD

Dear TOO OLD,

Sounds like you, yourself, may be TOO OLD and a little outdated in your ways. A year (or less) in age difference? Really? This is what has your panties in a twist? Stop, reevaluate, and see how happy your son is. Then close your mouth on the topic for good.

With love, Georgia

Georgia, I have a question,

Do you think NASA invented thunderstorms to cover up the sound of space battles?

Alien Believer

Believer,

Yes. Yes, I do.

With love, Georgia

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