Just Ask Georgia: 9/20/2023

Georgia, I have a question,

How do you block fact-checkers on Facebook? I am SO SICK of this crap popping up on my social media?

Sick of Facts

Dear Sick,

How about posting the truth? That might be the answer - just a thought.

With love, Georgia

Georgia, I have a question,

What percentage of water is celery? I know celery has virtually no nutrition in it. It’s basically all water, so if that is true, what percentage of water is celery?

Big on Percentages

Dear Big,

You may be “big on percentages” but I don’t think you understand how they work....I also think you mean what percentage of celery is water but, you know, I don’t want to assume. So, I’m going to guess only 1% of water is celery. Ugh...that doesn’t even make sense, but there you go! PS...send questions that make sense next time!

With love, Georgia

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