Men are trained to never assume a woman is flirting with them. Women are trained to always assume a man is flirting with them.
It’s easy to make everything a conspiracy when you don’t know how anything works.
No one ever dresses up like Santa Claus for Halloween.
When gas inevitably reaches $10+ gallon, most gas stations will need new gas price signs to accommodate that extra digit.
8 generations ago, 128 people having an intimate relationship with another person led to your existence.
You know your life is starting to go downhill when the local fast-food workers know you by name....