The Whitehall Ledger - Serving Southern Jefferson County in the Great State of Montana

The number of people born in the same year as you is always decreasing.

Going bald wouldn’t be nearly as bad if people lost their hair from the sides more than the top.

A perfect human is almost a robot while a perfect robot is almost human.

In the fast food industry, chicken fingers are a lie.

You can eat a bunch of bananas without eating a bunch of bananas, but you can’t eat a bunch of bananas without eating a bunch of bananas.

You can tell a lot about a person based on what part of their pants wears out first.

People only separate the art from the artist when the artist d...