Thought Provokers: 11/8/2023

It’s kind of ridiculous that there aren’t many playgrounds made for adults.

Someone on Earth has the least amount of Neanderthal DNA and is therefore most human.

Real-life bullies also watch movie scenes depicting bullying and root for the character getting bullied.

99.999% of what happened in the last 24 hours on Earch will be forgotten by tomorrow.

The police can identify you from a grainy gas station camera but the DMV can’t without two bills, a birth certificate, a social security card, and your license that’s already in their system.

Salt is the only rock that is socially acceptable to eat.

When you talk about the past, it’s History; go too far back and you’re then talking about Science.

Eating carnivorous animals isn’t as popular as eating herbivorous animals.

Fast food restaurants are becoming building-sized vending machines.

Maybe the reason why payphones aren’t around anymore is an attempt to keep us from leaving the Matrix.

A rock is the perfect murder weapon - just throw it into the river when you’re done!

We are the only species that biologically relies on clothing.

Someone you have forgotten still remembers you.

It is more noticeable to whisper than it is to talk softly.

Nature is a battlefield that looks like Utopia.

Somewhere out there is an ant that was told to never come back until it finds food for the rest of the colony.

Cartoon vomit is almost always green while real vomit is rarely, if ever, actually green.

The sign of a perfect song is you never jump ahead while listening to it.

The function of the orifices on the top half of your body is to take stuff in, while the bottom half is to push stuff out.

Every fruit fly used to be a maggot.

Breakfast is never skipped, only delayed.

Dogs can work but they can’t unionize.

The same species that put a man on the moon cannot put a shopping cart back in its corral.

Kneading ground meat is a form of petting animals.

You know your friends are close when they start calling your pet by their nickname.

We are convinced we have behavioral problems from people who make a living by helping us deal with our behavioral problems.

Technically, Japan has the hottest temperatures recorded - this is due to the Hiroshima and Nagasaki bombs.

Cosplay is replacing the word “costume.”

The magnetic North Pole is actually South, meaning down under is somewhere else.

It’s ironic that we put people in jail for false imprisonment.

As a society, we put a lot of blind trust into whoever filled the labeled spice bottles most recently.

A carrot is also a stick.