Thought Provokers: 1/24/2024

Considering how important they are, it’s amazing how teeth don’t grow back and can’t be repaired.

When you eat, exercise, and live healthily, you will still die healthy.

All of us live less than 65 miles from space, yet only a very few will ever go there.

Every village used to have an idiot. With the internet, the village idiots have formed their own villages.

Be so proud of yourself for passing your hardest moments alone while everyone believed you were fine.

Maybe the only difference between heaven and hell is the people in it.

You don’t see haircare ads for men with long hair.

The number of people older than you will never increase.

The world agreed farting is funny.

You can see a lot of apex predators in person like lions, orcas, and polar bears at a zoo but you’ll likely never see a great white shark.

No one sings Happy Birthday to you when you are born.

Range is to orange as Kansas is to Arkansas.

Generally, people take things far too far, apart from when they don’t take them nearly far enough.

The graveyard doesn’t distinguish between people who lead a healthy or unhealthy lifestyle.

You don’t hear the word “conformist” used as an insult anymore.

Once portal-style teleportation is invented, we will be able to go pee anywhere.

When things really hurt you, it makes you quiet.

Bad posture is proof of how adaptable the human body is.

We generally associate blue with cold and red with hot but if something is glowing blue, it is hotter than the same thing glowing red.

Technically a Raggedy Ann doll is a stuffed animal.

Every January shows dreams and every December brings reality.

You can’t prove you don’t know something.

It is significantly more dangerous for deaf people to have conversations while driving.

The irony of common sense is how uncommon it seems to be.

An Uber Eats delivery driver is a modern-day milkman.