Thought Provokers: 2/21/2024

Everything that comes out of the human body smells bad.

Sneezing while driving is very dangerous.

Addictions are normally accepted if you generate revenue from them.

Naming children after dead relatives is very common, but naming a pet after a past dead pet is incredibly weird.

All firearms are a sophisticated way of throwing rocks at each other.

Everyone’s an idiot and only smart people are willing to admit it.

It’s unfathomably easy to ruin your entire life.

Finding a dollar in the 1800s must have been so exciting.

People are much more interested in the reputation of the company that built their car than the one that built their house. Yet, your house costs more to buy and maintain, and you’ll likely have it much longer than your car.

In hundreds of years, there will likely be internet archaeologists who specialize in data recovery.

One minute you’re a kid trying to convince yourself you’re an adult. The next you’re an adult trying to convince yourself you’re still a kid.

You are one Google search away from changing your life.

Flying and underwater diving are fundamentally the same. The only difference is the density of the fluid you are in.

BP looks like it sells lemon-lime-flavored gas.

Most job interviews are harder than the job itself.

Middle-class life was once our grandparents’ consolation prize. But in 2024, it’s our grand prize.

Mailboxes going untampered with demonstrates that humans aren’t inherently bad.

Getting a haircut is the most popular form of gender-affirming care.

It’s 2024 and we still haven’t found a way to combine flossing and tooth brushing.

Since flying birds typically symbolize freedom, emus, and penguins must symbolize the rejection of it.

Smelling your fart is technically recycling.

Google Search Engines is better at helping you figure out how to spell a word than Google Spellchecker.

Anime cat girls have four ears.

You can’t follow someone who is following you.