Serving Southern Jefferson County in the Great State of Montana

Thought Provokers: 3/6/2024

With the birth rate higher than the death rate, not every birth can be a reincarnation of another person.

In 20 years, bars and casinos that still allow smoking will smell like cotton candy and strawberry instead of cigarettes.

Rocket science is simple; it’s rocket engineering that’s hard.

Duramax sounds more like a brand of condoms than a truck engine.

Only bilingual people genuinely know how terrible Google Translate is.

Trying to carry all your grocery bags into the house in one go is ambitious and lazy.

Most animals have never drank anything other than milk and water.

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