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Thought Provokers: 3/13/2024

A healthy diet, exercise, and drinking plenty of water dramatically increase your chance of having a tragic death.

Mater is technically a surgeon, considering that being a "mechanic" in the Cars universe involves operating on somebody’s internal organs.

The more you understand life, the less meaning life has.

So many photos on old phones will never be seen again.

There’s something that’s entirely normal for you but very unusual for everyone else.

When talking to animals, it’s always good girl and good boy, not good woman or good man, even if the animal is ancient.

The grown-up version of Pinky Promise is an NDA.

Walking through a mall, almost everything you see is future garbage.

You can carry any awkward object publicly if you seem confused about holding it.

No matter how hard you try, you will never meet or even see more than about 0.1% of the people on Earth.

Having a perfectly everyday and mediocre life is a blessing.

People love watching cooking videos because seeing food being made from scratch gives them the feeling of a homecooked meal.

The person closest to you in one direction is also technically the furthest away in the opposite direction.

The person sitting or standing next to you has made their own decisions throughout life to be in the same position on earth as you.

Every living thing can trace its lineage back to the very first cell on Earth.

Due to the internet and digitization, the twenty years between 2004 and 2024 seem much closer than 1984 and 2004.

It’s easier to make people cry from laughing than to make them laugh from crying.

The future will both always be and never be dystopian.

The vibrations from music can change our emotions.

A gallon of gas is a similar price to a gallon of milk.

There are half a million different occupations worldwide, yet we pick our careers based on studying 10-15 subjects by age 18-21.

The more wrong someone is, the angrier they express it.

Practice does not make perfect. Nothing does. Practice makes better.

 

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